1 00:00:03,693 --> 00:00:05,935 We all get so entrenched in our everyday lives 2 00:00:05,936 --> 00:00:09,801 that sometimes any change in routine can really be a disruption. 3 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,493 Those are all pre-orders for your book? 4 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:12,632 Yeah. 5 00:00:12,633 --> 00:00:14,530 Oh, my God! That's amazing. 6 00:00:14,531 --> 00:00:16,084 What's your book about? 7 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:19,156 It's a guide to help women get out of bad relationships. 8 00:00:19,157 --> 00:00:21,951 It's called You're a Great Guy, But... 9 00:00:21,952 --> 00:00:23,298 But what? 10 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,715 No, that's the title. You're a Great Guy, But... 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,475 But what? 12 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:32,583 Dude, like, "You're a great guy, but you wear fedoras." 13 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:34,619 Yeah, or "You're a great guy, but you're cheap." 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:37,829 Yeah, or "You're a great guy, but you're an idiot." 15 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,762 I get it. So, it's like, "You're a great guy, 16 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:42,110 "but you're not a great guy, you're Mike." 17 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,214 Yeah. 18 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:45,941 Well, whatever, 253,000 women 19 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:49,082 have already bought her book, and it's not even out yet. 20 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:52,465 My God! Hey, how many do you have to sell to be a relationship guru? 21 00:00:52,466 --> 00:00:56,779 I think, like, a half-mil. So, until then, I'm just a humorist. 22 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,919 All right. Well, I'm going to go. All right. 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,714 All right, see you later, Peej. I'll call you tomorrow. 24 00:01:00,715 --> 00:01:01,819 Congrats. See you, Poopie. 25 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:04,063 Bye. 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,374 Why'd we turn on each other there? 27 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:07,066 I mean, when she's around, same team. 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,412 I'm sorry, I panicked. I'm sorry. 29 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:09,896 She gets under my skin, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 30 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,035 I apologize. I'm sorry. 31 00:01:11,036 --> 00:01:12,969 Okay. Where's Brendan? 32 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,004 Brendo? 33 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:16,627 What? Deal me in. 34 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:19,561 Sometimes people deal with change by not dealing. 35 00:01:19,562 --> 00:01:21,770 You can't play from the couch. Come on, join the class. 36 00:01:21,771 --> 00:01:25,050 No, I'm too tired. Just tell me what I have. 37 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:26,809 Two tens. 38 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:27,949 Okay, raise, 39 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:30,158 but not too much. 40 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,987 Dude, you don't sound good. You sure you're not getting sick? 41 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:34,439 No, I'm not sick. Just depressed. 42 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:37,061 Life going poorly. 43 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:40,513 All right. Well, I'm going to re-raise your tens with my kings. 44 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:41,653 See? 45 00:01:52,388 --> 00:01:54,734 Hi, all. Sorry I'm late. 46 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:56,287 Hey, what's up, Andy? Want a drink? 47 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:58,532 Yes, and I'll have some nuts. 48 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:02,811 You're smiling creepy. Is everything okay? 49 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:05,677 Yes, and you have a stain on your shirt. 50 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,127 What are you talking about? 51 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,647 Yes, and I'm a Virgo. 52 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:14,788 Who had today in the when-Andy-goes-crazy pool? 53 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:15,962 Winner. 54 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:18,309 I'm practicing my improvisation. 55 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:22,071 My teacher told me to always say "Yes, and" in scenes. 56 00:02:22,072 --> 00:02:23,901 Being agreeable makes life easier. 57 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:26,145 Since when are you taking improv classes? 58 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,732 The firm is paying for the class. 59 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:31,150 They're supposed to make me more spontaneous, better in negotiations. 60 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,843 Because there's nothing tougher than a lawyer who won't stop agreeing. 61 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:36,224 Jo took the class, loved it. 62 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:39,158 You're all about your cool, new friend, Jo. 63 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,021 If Jo told you to jump off a bridge, would you? 64 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:43,645 Yes, and I'd take you with me. 65 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,129 Oh! 66 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:48,063 I dated this improviser in college for a few weeks. 67 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,272 It was a nightmare. 68 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,205 He kept doing this. 69 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,069 Oh, God! 70 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:56,692 He thought it was hilarious. 71 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:58,247 He was wrong. 72 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:02,319 Wrong, Kenny. Wrong. 73 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,424 Thanks. Well, I'm liking the class. 74 00:03:04,425 --> 00:03:07,324 The only bummer is I'm the only lawyer. 75 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:10,672 It's me and a bunch of actresses half my age. 76 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:13,433 "Yes, and" I'll be taking that class with you. 77 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,471 And it costs 300 bucks. 78 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,126 How many girls? 79 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:18,542 I don't know, eight. 80 00:03:18,543 --> 00:03:20,268 Eight into 300. 81 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:23,892 Do it. It seems cost-efficient. 82 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:24,962 It's good value. I'm in. 83 00:03:24,963 --> 00:03:26,584 He's good. 84 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,621 Brendo, you've got eight-three of clubs. 85 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:29,691 Bluff. 86 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:31,106 He's all in. 87 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:33,799 Just call me after, I guess. Okay, bye. 88 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,042 Hey, guys. 89 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:37,457 Hey, what's up? 90 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,148 No. I just got off the phone with Elsa. 91 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:42,221 There's maybe a problem with her visa. 92 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,877 You're kidding me. No. 93 00:03:43,878 --> 00:03:45,741 She might not be able to keep working in the States. 94 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:47,571 Dude, that sucks, man. 95 00:03:47,572 --> 00:03:49,366 Wait a minute, so this means I need a new nanny? 96 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,368 Yeah, maybe. She's calling Meredith right now. 97 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:52,783 Well, I got to be smart this time. 98 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:54,819 I've got to find a nanny that's as good as Elsa, 99 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:57,477 but looks more like Kenny. 100 00:03:57,478 --> 00:04:00,861 So, you're looking for a cross between Kenny and Elsa? 101 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,487 What? Why's everyone looking at me? 102 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:12,078 Sometimes a disruption forces you to come up with a way 103 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,839 to deal on the fly, to improvise. 104 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,635 Well, it's official. Elsa has to leave the country for two years 105 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,361 before she can work here again. No. 106 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:21,881 Oh, no. That's terrible. I'm sorry. 107 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:25,056 Man, it's amazing. I finally meet somebody that I really like, 108 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,989 and she's getting deported. 109 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:30,338 Well, you could do the long-distance thing until she gets back. 110 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,512 Yeah, but does that ever really work out? 111 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:35,860 I mean, let's be honest. It's just a lot of phone calls that are like, 112 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:39,830 "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I miss you." "I miss you, too." 113 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:41,521 "Why are you getting all quiet?" 114 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,627 "Because I'm tired, it's 4:00 a.m." 115 00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:46,285 Mmm-hmm. Before you know it, she's telling you 116 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,873 about hiking with her new best friend, Olaf, 117 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:52,291 and how she and Olaf did the funniest thing the other day. 118 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,602 Wait a second, who's Olaf? 119 00:04:53,603 --> 00:04:55,294 Oh. You'll see. 120 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,951 You would build up some serious frequent flier miles. 121 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:00,644 You know, people don't know that they can use those miles for other stuff, 122 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:04,683 like shoes or a popcorn maker 123 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,168 or shoes. 124 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:09,825 What's wrong with you? 125 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,655 I don't know, I'm not right. 126 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:14,485 Dude, you are sick, okay. Just go see a doctor. 127 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:15,831 No. No doctors! 128 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:17,108 "No doctors"? 129 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,593 What are you, a wounded bank robber? 130 00:05:18,594 --> 00:05:20,560 My health insurance got canceled. 131 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:23,114 I got no choice. I gotta go to Dr. Brendo now. 132 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,599 No. 133 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,014 Who is Dr. Brendo? 134 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:27,809 It's the doctor that lives inside his head. 135 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,051 Yeah. 136 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:31,019 He went to Harvard Medical School. 137 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,745 Inside your head? 138 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:34,885 Whatever, dude. It's Harvard. 139 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:37,819 Anyway, it's Brendo self-diagnosing, usually using the Internet. 140 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:40,856 And the last time he did it, it did not go very well. 141 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,789 He diagnosed it correctly. It was a sprained ankle. 142 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:45,413 Yeah, and Dr. Brendo made you buy that supermarket cane 143 00:05:45,414 --> 00:05:46,655 and your ankle healed wrong. 144 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:48,761 Ah-ha! But it did heal. 145 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,591 Harvard! Hell, yeah. 146 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:58,357 Okay, great, let's hold it up right there! 147 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,979 Really, really good job, everybody. 148 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:03,051 Very well done. As you can see, "Pass the clap" 149 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:06,226 is an excellent way to warm up the group mind. 150 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:10,334 Hey, last time I passed the clap, she wasn't that happy. 151 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:12,440 This guy gets it. 152 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:15,960 Okay, hey, how about we do some scenes, huh? 153 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:17,099 Caitlin, why don't you stay up, 154 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,860 and Andy, want to give it a try? 155 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:21,069 Scene work. Okay. Just we'll do two-man scenes. 156 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:23,278 Everyone else take a... 157 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,314 Take a little break there. Excellent. 158 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:28,732 We're going to do an open scene, all right, you just make the call. 159 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:31,079 And begin. 160 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,357 Looks like it might storm, Florence. 161 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:35,290 Excellent way to set the mood! 162 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:38,707 Yes, and 163 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:41,400 we should take the chess board in from the veranda. 164 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,573 Wonderful, Caitlin! 165 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:44,851 The Union army's guns are close. 166 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:47,129 Just go with it. 167 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,442 The army's coming. 168 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,445 That's a mighty tight corset you're wearing there, Florence, mighty tight. 169 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,205 Just go with it. 170 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:57,209 Now, Grandpa, get back down in the basement. 171 00:07:01,559 --> 00:07:05,458 And scene! Okay, really, really wonderful space work, 172 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:09,013 both of you, actually. Excellent justification, Andy. 173 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,568 I had a question. 174 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,018 I'll talk to him later. 175 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:18,851 Oh! Oh! 176 00:07:18,852 --> 00:07:20,473 Oh, my God. What is that? 177 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:24,063 Dr. Brendo wanted me to drink as much green tea and garlic as possible. 178 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,098 You guys have green tea? 179 00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:26,410 No. 180 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,343 And what were you doing in that fireman scene? 181 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,896 I was making a pizza. 182 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:31,380 I totally thought you were carving a pumpkin, 183 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:33,521 but it still worked! 184 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:36,109 Hey, you guys, how was your improv practice? 185 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,180 It's called rehearsal, and it was really good. 186 00:07:38,181 --> 00:07:39,630 You have to come see our first show. 187 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:43,185 Our class performs Saturday night from 7:20 to 7:45. 188 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:45,602 Wait a second, you're going to perform in front of people, Andy? 189 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:49,364 Yeah, Jo was right. This class has made me so bold and confident. 190 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:50,676 Hey, I'm going to take this chair. 191 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:53,368 You guys aren't using it. Thanks. 192 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:54,473 We don't even need this chair. 193 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:59,823 Well, yeah, just promise me nobody pretends to walk into anything. 194 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,963 We can't promise anything. We make it up as we go along. 195 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:03,930 Well, I don't think I can make it. 196 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,829 Dr. Brendo wants me to stay home and have a good sweat. 197 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,210 Well, he'll be happy you're getting a head start. 198 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:10,765 Well, I'm coming. I'll bring Beth. She loves improv. 199 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:12,629 Beth is still going out with you? 200 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:15,597 What kind of crazy mojo spell did you cast on this poor girl? 201 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:18,013 Did you ever think that maybe she just likes me? 202 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:20,119 No. Okay, just for that, 203 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:25,607 when they ask for a location at your improv show, I'm going to say Scotland. 204 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:27,160 It's the hardest of all accents. 205 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:29,508 Oh. No, it's not. 206 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,994 "There's a banshee on the moor." 207 00:08:33,685 --> 00:08:35,306 Nailed it! 208 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,136 Hi, guys. Hey. Hey, Andy. 209 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:38,309 Hello, Elsa. 210 00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:42,555 Yes, we did, thank you. 211 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,282 Elsa, we're really sorry. We heard. 212 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,421 Yeah. 213 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:48,251 Oh. Umm. Don't be sorry. 214 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:51,737 We have some great news. 215 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:53,014 We're engaged. We're engaged. 216 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,705 Really? Yeah! 217 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,123 That's huge! Thank you! 218 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:02,057 Finally, a reason to buy some shots, huh? 219 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,750 Congratulations. 220 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:06,131 Oh, God! 221 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,137 It's so funny. 222 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,657 Oh, the time difference. We should call my parents. 223 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:16,762 They'll be waking up by now. 224 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,384 Yes! Sorry to toast and run, you guys, 225 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:20,869 but I'd rather not have bar noise when I call her dad 226 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:23,700 and ask for his tillatelse. 227 00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:25,633 It's close. Okay. Bye, guys. 228 00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:26,979 Bye. Bye. 229 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,049 We're so happy for you. 230 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,568 You guys make a great couple. 231 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,431 Well, this has disaster written all over it. 232 00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:33,537 Seriously. He barely knows her. 233 00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:35,746 I mean, I don't mean to be a cynic here, but it does seem sudden. 234 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:38,266 Yeah, I'm worried. It worries me. 235 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,855 I mean, she knows he's loaded. He should get a prenup. 236 00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:44,859 Well, there are only two possibilities. 237 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,068 Elsa is marrying Bobby to get a green card 238 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,517 so she can stay in the country 239 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:53,764 or it's 1941 and Bobby's going off to war. 240 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:56,836 Come on, you guys. Look, Elsa is awesome, 241 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,459 Bobby is the most level-headed dude we know. 242 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,082 Don't we trust him to make his own decisions? 243 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,463 No, Brendo, you're delirious with fever, okay? 244 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:07,191 This is stupid and it's rash. I mean, it's an insane thing to do. 245 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:11,126 You know, she's not from this land. She doesn't know our customs. 246 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,715 She's from Sweden, not the future. 247 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:16,062 Okay, well, all I'm saying is somebody should talk to him, 248 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:18,962 you know, rationally, make sure he knows what he's doing. 249 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,446 Agreed. I nominate P.J. 250 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,896 Second. 251 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:24,623 There is a third possibility. Bobby's pregnant. 252 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,424 So, what do you think? 253 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:38,291 Oh, my God, Stephanie, this is so cool. 254 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:39,845 I mean, I just love the drawing of the woman 255 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:42,882 because she can climb a ladder and eat cake. 256 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,471 Umm. Stephanie, this bio says that you live in 257 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:48,094 a house made of recycled tires in Portland. 258 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,233 Mmm-hmm. 259 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,925 And whose dog is this? 260 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:54,411 I don't know. It's all part of the image of my nom de plume. 261 00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:57,932 Okay, you know that means "pen name," right? Not "life story of lies." 262 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:03,040 Is that... Are you taking care of someone's bird again? 263 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:05,215 Ugh! Brendo! 264 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,942 Dude, your sickness is starting to stink up the entire apartment. 265 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:09,495 Light a candle. 266 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,429 What is with the ice pack? 267 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:15,052 Dr. Brendo prescribed ice on the belly. 268 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,883 But I thought you had a flu, and I never heard of ice helping... 269 00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:20,300 Belly ice. Ice, ice, ice. 270 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,752 So, what's going on with Bobby? He and Elsa set a date yet? 271 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:28,687 Who knows? I'm trying not to indulge all of that insanity. 272 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,930 Why are you so down on them getting married, anyway? 273 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:35,452 Because people don't get married just to stay in the country. 274 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,075 Okay, A, see Green Card, 275 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:41,078 and, two, maybe they're really in love. 276 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,873 Please. I think somebody's letting 277 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,704 their Bobby issues get in the way. 278 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,534 Bobby issues? 279 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:49,673 You got Bobby issues? 280 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,226 I don't have Bobby issues. 281 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,642 Let's go watch some improv! Yeah. 282 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,059 No, no, no, no, P.J. Come here, come here, come here. 283 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,096 Talk to Dr. Brendo. 284 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:01,997 Fine. 285 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,106 I asked Bobby to Italy to see if maybe there was a chance for us. 286 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,211 I knew it. 287 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,799 But it wasn't meant to be. 288 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,766 And I am actually totally cool with that. 289 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:18,116 And that has nothing to do with my feelings about him getting engaged. 290 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,913 Okay, fine, not nothing to do with it. 291 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,432 Does Bobby know any of this? 292 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,951 No. No. 293 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,367 Well, P.J., look, you gotta tell him the truth, okay? 294 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:30,127 This is a major life choice he's making here, 295 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:31,750 and he needs to know all of his options. 296 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,443 I agree, and I am 297 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,409 a guru. 298 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,548 A half a million? 299 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,653 Oh, yeah. 300 00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,034 Hey! Oh, my... 301 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,484 My God! Dude, your breath! 302 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:46,109 Sorry. I grew mold on bread and ate it. 303 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,801 Why? Penicillin. 304 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,391 What? I just saved 80 bucks. 305 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,640 Hey, you guys made it. 306 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,919 Hey, yeah, we wouldn't miss it. 307 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,058 You guys remember Beth. 308 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:05,887 Hi. 309 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,338 I'm so excited! I'm nervous for you. Are you guys nervous? 310 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:09,511 Nah. 311 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,341 Oh, God, I just love improv. 312 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:13,446 I can't believe you make it up as you go along. 313 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,724 What if it's horrible? 314 00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,105 I just got nervous. 315 00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,935 Actually, we need to go warm up. Come on. 316 00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:20,937 Can you save a seat? Yeah, Meredith's coming? 317 00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,042 No, my buddy Jo might drop by. 318 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,595 Yeah. 319 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,807 All right, let's hear it for our students from level one. 320 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:34,364 I can't believe we're stuck up here in this Ferris wheel, Martha. 321 00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:38,092 It's romantic up here. 322 00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:39,370 All right, easy. 323 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,722 So, I need a location. 324 00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:49,552 Snuffleupagus vacation. 325 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,934 We're too low. 326 00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,453 Pull your chute. 327 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,007 I already did. 328 00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:01,841 Wanna dance? Freeze. 329 00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:03,773 Freeze! 330 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:07,812 Freeze. 331 00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:11,229 Come here. 332 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,682 All right, great, excellent, excellent. 333 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,511 So... 334 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:20,030 Sorry, this seat is saved. 335 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,170 I know, I think it's saved for me. 336 00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,931 You know what, it's for my brother's friend Jo. 337 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:26,278 Yeah, I know. You're P.J., right? I'm Jo. 338 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,281 You're Jo, I'm P.J. 339 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:31,731 This is Jo. 340 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,906 Okay. We need a first line of dialog. 341 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,702 Oh, Jo's a woman! 342 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,118 I heard, "Oh, Jo's a woman." 343 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:41,294 Great, huh? All right. 344 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,649 Yeah, it felt like it just came together. 345 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,858 Did it feel like it was written? 346 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,378 No! No, it didn't seem written at all. 347 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,551 No, it didn't? 348 00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,760 Uh-uh! 349 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,317 What? I'm not. 350 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:06,421 It was just a great show, Andy. 351 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,491 Really? Yeah. 352 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:09,010 Thanks for coming. 353 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,391 Yeah, and it was really nice to meet you, Jo. 354 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:13,221 Andy has told us so much about you. 355 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:16,984 Thanks, it's really good to meet you, too. Yeah, was that a great show? 356 00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:19,987 What a great show. Great show. 357 00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,609 Makes me realize how much I miss that class. 358 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,129 You know what, hey, let's do an improv. 359 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,854 We can show... Show continues. 360 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,477 Okay. 361 00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:30,790 It is hot here in the middle of the jungle. 362 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:34,346 Yes, and... And I am an explorer. 363 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:37,280 And you are my assistant in the jungle. 364 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:42,423 Just hold on a minute. 365 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:45,357 Yeah, my knife is ringing. 366 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,048 That's good. I gotta take this. 367 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,292 Oh, and it was getting good, we've got a thing. 368 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,672 Yeah, no, that was good. 369 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,019 It was nice to meet you both. 370 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,399 I'll see you at work. I'll walk you out. 371 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,953 'Cause you're my assistant. 'Cause I'm your assistant. 372 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,506 I said that the same time as you! 373 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,059 I can't believe Jo's a she. 374 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:01,511 I can't believe I watched a 20-minute scene about it. 375 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:05,033 You don't have to order a beer, I brought one for you. 376 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,898 Look, fake beer. I'm actually thirsty. 377 00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:13,524 Well, then perhaps m'lady needs a hearty mug of mead. 378 00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:20,081 Hi, can I get a beer? 379 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,876 Dude! Great show! You, too. 380 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:22,981 That was so fun, wasn't it? 381 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,086 No, we're theater people, we hug. 382 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,225 Oh. All right. Here you go. 383 00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,433 You were great, too, Caitlin. 384 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,642 Oh. Thank you. 385 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,713 Our scenes always have such great chemistry. 386 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:35,546 I mean, I think we should try taking it off-stage, don't you? 387 00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:40,895 "Yes, I do, and..." 388 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,276 Listen, Mike. You're a great guy, 389 00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,209 but I don't think of you in that way. 390 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,592 You're just a little old for me. I'm sorry, okay? 391 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:50,870 And scene. 392 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,389 Way to give me the old guy character again. 393 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,047 That was great. That felt like a real rejection. 394 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,636 Great show! 395 00:16:57,913 --> 00:17:00,190 You guys did that whole song in a sink! 396 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,502 I laughed so much. Ask Kenny. 397 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,055 She did. 398 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,471 Well, I'm going to go to the loo, laddie! 399 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,372 Told you. Who needs? You good? 400 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,098 No, no. I need. I need lots, actually. 401 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,616 Hey, I saw you in the audience. 402 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:13,824 You did? 403 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,516 Yeah, you were the one who yelled out 404 00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:17,552 "Reagan Library" as a location, right? 405 00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:18,864 Yeah. 406 00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:20,348 That was such a good suggestion. 407 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:21,591 Thank you. 408 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:22,764 What's happening? 409 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,352 You're a really great audience member. 410 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,113 Should have seen me watching Rambo. 411 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,059 Hello. I'm early. 412 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:41,680 Hi! 413 00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:42,922 I'll put these in the fridge. 414 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,442 Yeah, thanks. 415 00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:50,861 Hilarious, huh? That show. 416 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,449 Oh, my God. God! 417 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,451 So funny. Yeah, thanks. 418 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:58,041 Of course, most of the Gilligan's Island references were lost on Elsa, 419 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,387 so I'm pretty sure, as a result, 420 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,079 she had a better time than I did. 421 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,322 Yeah. 422 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,877 So, speaking of Elsa... 423 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,847 Let's... Let's talk about Elsa. 424 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:14,402 Wow, that took you about a minute. 425 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,266 Did they nominate you to talk to me? 426 00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,750 How did you guess? 427 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,752 I've been in on that vote before. 428 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:20,891 It's always you. 429 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:21,962 Always me. 430 00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,723 It just seems so fast, you know? 431 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,138 I do. 432 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,037 And you know her visa expires at the end of the month, 433 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:32,489 so that definitely pushed the issue a little bit, 434 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,422 but we both feel really ready for this. 435 00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,459 Yeah, but have you really thought this through? 436 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,840 I mean, it's just risky. 437 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,256 Risky? 438 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:42,465 Well, it's a huge life decision, right? 439 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:45,226 And Andy was telling me that if INS finds out it's fake, 440 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,434 you could go to jail. 441 00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,056 But it's not fake. 442 00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:51,543 Right, I know, but if INS really... 443 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,061 Look, P.J., 444 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:54,650 it's not fake. 445 00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,414 Well, so that means she's really, like, the one? 446 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,968 I mean, how well do you know this person? 447 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,626 Really well. 448 00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,523 You've only been... 449 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,594 Okay, I know she can reference poets 450 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,976 that I've never heard of, you know? 451 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:15,014 And I know that she sings this funny German nursery rhyme 452 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:17,672 with her dad at the end of their phone calls. 453 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:22,332 And I know that she has a tiny, little birthmark right there 454 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,265 that looks like a little Snoopy head. 455 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,336 It's amazing. 456 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:30,133 I know she's afraid of bees, which I think is adorable. 457 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:34,103 And, you know, I know that I love her. 458 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:40,316 And, listen, I know that from the outside 459 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,594 it probably looks like a really stupid thing to do 460 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,872 and I appreciate the concern. I do. 461 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:46,908 But, you know, when you feel this way about a person, 462 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,910 you've got to just go for it. 463 00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:52,432 You know, you've got to seize the moment and say Geronimo. 464 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,539 Great news! 465 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,540 I've got shingles. 466 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,817 That's great news? 467 00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:01,544 Yeah. Yeah, I know what it is. 468 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:04,167 I googled "burning rash around the midsection," 469 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,824 and it's shingles. 470 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:07,895 Now I can treat it. 471 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,623 Buddy, no offense, but your face kind of looks like a sweaty volleyball. 472 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:12,865 Oh. 473 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,695 None taken, dude. 474 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:17,387 Now according to internurse.com, all I gotta do 475 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:21,357 is eliminate stress from my life, and it goes away. 476 00:20:21,358 --> 00:20:24,291 I think shingles is pretty serious, okay. It can spread. 477 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:28,536 Okay, okay, okay. Shh. All right. You're not helping my stress, okay. 478 00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:31,539 Now, I'm going to borrow your "Calming Ponds and Streams" CD. 479 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,370 Dr. Brendo's orders. 480 00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:42,068 So, listen, do Elsa and I have your, 481 00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:44,897 you know, blessing? 482 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:45,968 Wow. 483 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:50,282 If there's one thing I learned about improvising, 484 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,388 it's that sometimes you just have to say... 485 00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:55,909 Yes, and Geronimo. 486 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,049 Geronimo.